Monique: It’s a unique type of undies for the complete-realized lady, ’cause do you know what people say: “you’re never too-big as sexy”

Al Bundy: [Al has just discovered that the car dealer got benefit of him] The fresh salesman mentioned that smart individuals lease.

Al: [with long hair] Do you think I’d like this? Do you really believe We enjoy old men in grandmother glasses asking myself if i like the the latest Pleased Dry record? That’s the problem with everything you. It try to make it most useful in place of recognizing the existing try good. It take away the pinball machine, bring in the online game. I do not worry in the event that a good monkey can make it in order to the top a creating, except if he was increasing there in order to defenestrate his partner! Really don’t require a salon, Needs the fresh new barber rod, Needs the dog regarding corner, Needs my hair slashed by the a man whom wants girls although not feminine. [pause]

Al: We hope, regardless of where they buried Tony, they tucked him face down therefore the guy would not have to get a hold of my personal shame. ‘Cause Al Bundy. is going to rating sparkling. and you can blown.

Al: Get real, dudes! And you may flow timely! Up coming, no one worry how much time it will require and spare zero expense, but we discover our selves a hairdresser!

Lucky: [shortly after Money gets reincarnated] People voices ring a bell. Let’s see if I can appeal these types of new puppy canine sight.

Al: Child, I wish you could’ve been around as i are young, naturally We most likely wouldn’t has allow you to spend time with me. As soon as we had one hand towards the lady, and something hand into controls, and something give into the stick. That is what We preferred in regards to the old days, i. got a whole lot more hands!

Al: However, to the an excellent top, at the very least they’ll get me off here in advance of We change towards a beneficial diamond!

Al Bundy: Where music stinks and water the latest beverages. Brand new nudie bar. Where in fact the girlies moving within underpants. The brand new nudie bar. The place you come across their butt in addition to their trap remains shut. The latest nudie bar.

Al Bundy: Better, child, you may be a person learn. Should your mother asks your in which you was in fact, you will do what your supposed to manage. You look their right in the attention and you will give her had been have been caught inside subscribers.

Al: Where you can take a look at a thigh and you may blacken a close look, on Nudie Pub. Where in fact the beer offers fuel however the Bundys stop ass. from the Nudie Bar.

Jefferson: We try looking in the paperwork, it’s simply you to definitely once I get upwards all the a good jobs are removed.

Marcy: [so you’re able to Bud] You might be lucky getting 18 at this time ever. However, you happen to be much luckier than just we had been because the today with all the countless and you can disfiguring illness on the market, younger folks have the opportunity to get to know both, to essentially be nearest and dearest.

Steve: [Al and Steve was watching the new “Films Whore” tryouts into wire accessibility Tv] Evaluate this option, Al! So that’s what they look like before you can get married all of them, eh?

Back when I became 18 there clearly was free like, 100 % free sex

[Al throws good wadd of cash on to the floor, and you will Peggy, Kelly, and you may Bud crack regarding Al, and you will take from the money, shouting eg a literal prepare off savage dogs]

Al Bundy, Spencer Davis, Richie Havens, Robby Krieger, Mark Lindsay, Peter Noone, John Sebastian: [singing] We are the old. There is arthritis. The gum tissue try poor out of gingivitus.